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2,692 humans online·8,217,463,019 humans on Earth
No algorithm, no talent show, no committee. Just one wonderfully arbitrary top human.
Eight billion people, one top spot. Outbid the current human to claim it. Will you take #1 before the internet does?
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Your amount decides your rank. Pay less than #1 and you’ll still join the hall at whatever place your bid can take.
Personal websites are imported automatically. Social profiles become direct links on your leaderboard entry.
◎ Live board
- Paid humans
- Profiles with links
- Current top bid
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The first verified payment becomes the first Top Human.
A very serious ranking of the world’s least rankable thing: people.
There’s no secret score. Your bid is your rank. Your tiny human story is what makes the leaderboard worth reading.
Created bySuper TibsA human making curious things for the internet.
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Three extremely official rules
- 1Be an actual human. No companies, bots, or clever dogs.
- 2Keep it kind. Names and stories are public and moderated.
- 3The throne moves instantly. Every valid bid reshuffles the board.